Week 6 2022

Excerpt From Week 6 2022

This is just a paragraph I wrote that makes me laugh every time I read it.

Find me a game decided by less than one point that is less interesting than Michael W vs. Justin. Do it. It’s impossible. How does Michael do this every year? Every year I go to write these recaps, and there he is: just staring at me. Never anything insane, never anything comically bad. Just always so normal, he is the missionary sex of fantasy football. Every once in a while, one of the participating members throws in some dirty talk like “TJ Hockenson 35.9 points” which electrifies the ordeal, but two weeks later, you’re back to the silent, rhythmic pounding of “three catches for fifty-eight yards from David Njoku”.